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                     Please see tab above - 'Homecoming - Scotland 2009' for all our Homecoming Events

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                                                            Sad News

We are sad to tell you of the death of our long time member, friend and crony, Fergie McCartney on 25th August 2010.

         

 

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                        Successful Car Treasure Hunt

  on 14th August run by Maurice McKendrick and Malcolm Noble

On Saturday 14th August some 35 Members, wives and friends took part in a well organised  Treasure Hunt around Mauchline followed by a meal and chatter in The Fairburn in Mauchline. How much participants enjoyed it was proved by the happy and cheerful banter before and during the meal. The joint was buzzing! Malcolm received a resounding 'yes' from all present when he asked if the  Members would support similar informal get-togethers so look out for some novel ideas from Team Malcolm and Maurice. A very hearty thanks to them both for all the work involved in organising the Treasure Hunt and Congratulations on a job well done.

                                             Malcolm Announces the Winner

John Sutherland's winning team with organisors Maurice McKendrick (Top left) and Malcolm Noble (bottom left)

                              Clark Milliken receives the Wooden Spoon

                                                    Clark seems pleased

    Malcolm opens the envelope containing the winning name in the 'name the calf' Competition.

                             Can't find the winning calf name on this sheet Maurice

                                                                  Look who's won the £20

                                                                        It's Margery Howe

                                       President Hugh Brown thanks everyone.

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 Billy Sharpe hands over the Chain of Office to 2010/11 President Hugh Brown

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                                  Latest Club Project

Our Latest Project has just started and this will see us trying to mark all the famous Mauchline places with plates on the buildings -or near where the buildings were in Burns' time - together with updating the markers in the Kirkyard. Like all of our Projects, this will   take some time but Ian Lyell and Andy Bell have made a good start in getting permission from the various Property owners where it is proposed to situate the plaques. A list of these proposed sites follows:-

Planned Sites for Information Plaques                                                         Site Plaque at:-

Nanse Tinnock's Sma' Inn                                                                                                       1 Castle Street

Dr McKenzie's House and Surgery                                                                                        2 Castle Street

1 st Home of Burns and Jean Armour                                                                                   4 Castle Street

Site of Ronald's Ballroom (1 st Meeting Plkace of Burns & Jean Armour)                      Kirkyard Wall, Castle Street                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          

Site of Morton's Inn – ( Home of Christina, a Mauchline Belle.)                                       Church Hall, Castle Street                                                                                                                                              

Abbot Hunter's Tower (A Cistercian Foundation)

Bleaching Green (2 nd Meeting Place of Burns & Jean Armour)                                      Castle Street

Site of Brownlea House, (Home of Mary Morrison)                                                        Castle Street                                                       Site of Elbow Tavern (Meeting Place for Burns & 'Highland' Mary Campbell)                 The Knowe

Dr McKenzie's 1 st House & Surgery                                                                                    1 The Cross

Home of Miss Markland (a Mauchline Belle)                                                                        3 The Cross

Site of the Earl of Elgin's Property ‘The Place'                                                                     Library, 2 The Cross

1685 5 Covenanters said to have been hanged from upper floor                                      1 Kilmarnock Road

Site of James Smith's Shop (Sister a Mauchline Belle)                                                   Gable, 1 High Street                                               Home of John Richmond (Lawyer and friend of Burns)                                                        3 High Street

Site of Armour Home and Birthplace of Jean                                                                        Cowgate/Curlingstone Place

Home of Robert Morison, Cabinet Maker (Address to the Haggis begun here)                Beechgrove Cottage, The Cowgate

Site of Ann Orr's Ale House (Young Men's Society Meeting Place)                                    Princes' Street/Cowgate

Site of the Sun Inn (Miss Miller, a Mauchline Belle)                                                               Gable,1 Loudoun Street

Site of the Holy Fair                                                                                                                   Parish Church Gate, Loudoun Street

Poosie Nansie's (Scene of the Jolly Beggars' Cantata)                                                       21 Loudoun Street

Whiteford Arms/Johnny Doo's Tavern (Meeting Place of the Court of Equity)                   25 Loudoun Street

Home of Gavin Hamilton, (Lawyer, Landlord and friend of Burns)                                       Loudoun Street

McClelland's Inn (Venue of Burns' Reading Society)                                                             Loudoun Street

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Handout for Footsteps of Burns Border Tour 27th and 28th March 2010

 

Robert Burns completed his Border Tour between May 5th and June 1st 1787. When you take into account all the places he visited and distance travelled, which included the North of England (next year perhaps) it was no mean feat considering he was on horseback.

 

 

Our first trip to the Borders was on 24 th March 2007 and we will inevitably retrace some of our steps to places already visited. However, if like me, you never seem to tire of the Border countryside.

 

 

Leaving Mauchline we head towards Biggar and Blyth Bridge onto the A701 to Leadburn where we join the A6094 to Roslynn Chapel an architectural gem. Though there is no mention of Burns visiting Roslynn it is well worth taking the time to see it for ourselves. We will have a guided tour here.

 

 

Leaving Roslynn we head along the A6094 to Bonnyrigg, turn right on the A68 through Dalkeith then left onto the A6093 to Pencaitland and Haddington. It's here in Haddington we will meet up with members of Grants Braes Burns Club at the Tyneside Hotel where we take lunch. After our meal, members of the Grants Braes Burns Club will show us the Burns related sites around the town. The club took its name from the house (now demolished) where Gilbert, his family and mother lived. After our tour we bid farewell to our hosts (and day trippers) and continue south on the next leg of our journey.

 

                                                       Grants Braes Meets Mauchline

                                       Our Posy at Burns' Mother's Grave in Bolton Kirkyard.

    Mauchline, Grants Braes and entertainers Aislynn Faulkner and Careen Scott at Bolton Kirkyard,

                                           where above grave is.

          Grants Braes successful Project Built Cairn, walk and parking etc where Burns' mother's house was situated.

We head south east on the A1 to Dunbar as Burns called it “a neat little town”. It was here on 22 nd May that he dined with the Provost and called on Miss Clark, a maiden in the Scotch phrase, “guid enough but no' brent new”. She wanted to see what a rare show an author was; and to let him know that, though Dunbar was but a little town yet, it was not destitute of people of parts. Dunbar is of course better known for its fine brewery which produces among others, Belhaven Best.

 

It is not possible for us to follow exactly Burns' route as he criss-crossed this region on his travels. On the 21 st may he arrived at Peasebridge and dined with George Sherriff – “a crashing bore, talkative and conceited” – Sherriff, suddenly called away on business, left Burns alone the rest of the evening with his sister Nancy. Fortunately, brother George arrived home just in time. Next morning as Burns was saddling up, to his astonishment, Nancy appeared “as fine as hands could make her”, in cream-coloured riding clothes, hat and feather” to accompany him to Dunbar. In a letter to his friend Ainslie he described the journey.

 

In the words of the Highlandman when he saw the Devil on Shanter-Hill in the shape of five swine – “My hair stood and my pintle stood and I swat and trembled” Nothing could prevail with her, no distant insinuation, no broad hint would make her give over her purpose (to make a sweetheart of me among her relations); at last, vexed , disgusted and enraged, I pretended a fire-haste and rode so hard she was almost shaken to pieces on old Jolly and to my great joy, she found it convenient to stop at an uncles house by the way. I refused to call with her, and so we quarrelled and parted.

 

 

I think at last, Robert may have met his match! Flirtation with pretty women, as he often declared, was just his kind of sport, but every now and then it backfired.

 

 

The next leg of our tour takes us to Dunglass where Burns was invited to dine with Mr Hood but had to refuse due to illness.

 

Thursday 24 th May – Mr Kerr and I set out to dine at Mr Hood's on our way to England – I am taken extremely ill with feverish symptoms, and take a servant of Mr Hood's to watch me all night – embittering remorse scares my fancy at the gloomy forebodings of death. I am determined to live for the future in such a manner as not to be scared at the approach of death – I am sure I could meet him with indifference, but for ‘The Something' beyond the grave – Mr Hood agrees to accompany us to England if we will wait him till Sunday.

 

 

The following morning he had breakfast at Skateraw with Mr Lee, “ a farmer of great note and an excellent, hospitable, social fellow – compatible at dinner – my revd acquaintance , Dr. Bowmaker, a revd, rattling, rattling, drunken old fellow – two sea Lieutenants, a Mr D Lee, a cousin of the landlord's, a fellow whose looks are of that kind which deceived me in a gentleman of Kelso, and has often deceived me; a goodly, handsome figure and face which incline one to give them credit for parts which they have not… Mr Lee detains me till next morning”.

 

 

 

Friday 18 th May – Via Manderston, Chirnside, Foulden, Eddrington, Mordington and Halidon Hill to Berwick – an Idle town, bit rudely picturesque – meet lord Errol in walking round the walls – His Lordship's flattering notice of me (Burns always loved a lord) – Dine with Mr Clunzie, Merchant. – nothing particular in company or conversation – come up over a bold shore and over a wild country via Burnmouth to Eyemouth – sup and sleep at Mr Grieve's.

 

At last, going in the same direction as Burns, albeit for a short distance and not in the same order.

 

EYEMOUTH

 

Saturday 18 th May – spend the day at Mr Grieve's – made a Royal Arch Mason at St Ebbe's Lodge – Mr William Grieve, the eldest brother, a joyous warm-hearted, jolly, clever fellow – takes a hearty glass and sings a good song – Mr Robert Grieve, his brother and partner in trade a good fellow but says little – Mr James Carmichael, schoolmaster, of the partie an agreeable fellow – take a sail after dinner – fishing of all kinds pays tithes at Eyemouth.

          Eyemouth Plaque commemorating Burns joining the 'Royal Arch'.

 

The Eyemouth Lodge considered Burns a very distinguished visitor indeed. They did not even charge him the usual fee, and the cutlery and utensils he used at the

‘repast' have been kept to this day. The minute for 19 th may reads:

 

At a general encampment held this day, the following brethren were made Royal Arch masons, viz: Robert Burns from the Lodge of St James, Tarbolton, Ayrshire and Robert Ainslie, from the Lodge of St Luke's, Edinburgh…Robert Ainslie paid one guinea admission dues…Robert Burns admit. Gratis.

 

Mauchline Burns Club and Eyemouth Masons and Burns Club Members in Masonic Lodge

Our overnight accommodation in Eyemouth is the ‘eye sleep inn' where we will shower and change (optional) before going into town to the Ship Inn for dinner and hopefully meeting with some of the Eyemouth Burns Club members for a tour of the Burns related sites and some harmony. It is twin bedded rooms with two exceptions (already booked), so please choose your roommates carefully!

 

After breakfast on Sunday, again at the Ship Inn we head for Duns.

 

Friday 16th May – Dined at Duns with the Farmers Club – Company – impossible to do them justice – Rev Mr Smith, a famous punster and Mr Meikle, a celebrated Mechanic and inventor of the threshing-mill – lie again at Berrywell (home of Robert Ainslie)

 

On arriving at the Ainslie home at Berrywell he found Rachel waiting for him. There was no one else at home and Burns found himself alone with her in the house. He was enchanted with her. ‘Miss Ainslie' – the amiable, sweet, the sensible, the good humoured, the sweet Miss Ainslie, all alone at Berrywell… ' The two had dinner together – ‘how well-bred, how frank, how good she is'. There was no banter, no flirtation here, although he did note later, ‘I could grasp her with rapture on a bed of straw'. Burns was at his gentlemanly best. There was no sport to be had with his best friend's sister. This was no ‘piece'. Rachel Ainslie was in a different class altogether from Nancy Sherriff. He went on ‘ Charming Rachel! May thy bosom never be wrung by the evils of this life of sorrows, or by the villainy of this world's sons'. His prayer was answered. She was only nineteen at this time, and although she lived long, she never married and preferred to live quite happily at home.

 

 

He went to the local church in Duns with the family on the Sunday morning and found himself sitting with Rachel. She couldn't find in her bible the text the minister, Mr Bowmaker, had given out, which was on sinners. While she was looking through the pages, Burns scribbled the following in his notebook and passed it to her:

 

Fair maid, ye needna take the hint,

Nor idle texts persue,

‘Twas guilty sinners that he meant,

Not angels such as you!

 

Burns never lost his admiration for her, but he always kept his distance, an unusual stance for him. She was a friend. Strangely, he never ‘ made a song upon her'. Perhaps, for the first time on the tour, Burns was able to be himself with a woman.

While at the Ainslie home he found packets of original poetry sent to him by Londoner Symon Gray who wanted Burns' honest opinion. Burns duly replied to the first package: ‘ Simon Gray you're dull today'.

 

And to the second: ‘ Dullness, wit redoubted sway, has seized the wits of Symon Gray'.

 

And when a third bulky parcel arrived:

 

‘Dear Symon Gray, the other day,

When you sent me some rhyme,

I could not then just ascertain,

Its worth for want of time.

 

But now today, good Master Gray,

I've read it o'er and o'er,

Tried all my skill, but find I'm still,

Just where I was before.

 

We auld wifes' minions gie our opinions,

Solicited or no',

Then, of its fau'ts my honest thoughts,

I'll give - and here they go.

 

Such Damn'd bombast no time that's past,

Will show, or time to come,

So Symon, dear, your song I'll tear,

And with it, wipe my bum.

 

Nothing further was ever heard from Symon Gray.

 

 

Taking the A6112 we head for Coldstream, the entry in his journal is short and sweet. “ Monday 7 th May – Coldstream – went over into England”. No more than four words for a significant invasion. After all Robert Burns had never stepped on foreign soil, he had never been out of Scotland before. Ainslie told James Hogg more than fifty years later that on this single occasion Burns had knelt down and invoked a blessing on Scotland, quoting his own work. He and Ainslie returned to Coldstream and spent the night there. While at Coldstream Burns crossed the “ Glorious River Tweed” and had tea with Mr Brydon. The Coldstream gaurds, though not raised here, took there name in memory of marching through here to defeat Richard Cromwell and place Charles 11 on the throne.

 

The Journal continues:

 

“Tuesday 8th May – Breakfasted at Kelso – fine bridge over the Tweed – enchanting view and prospects on both sides of the river, particularly the Scotch side – visit ruins of Roxburgh Castle – a bush growing where James 2 nd was accidentally killed by the bursting of a cannon – bad roads – magnificent farm houses and fine lands not above 16 shillings a Scots acre – came up the Jed to Jedburgh to lie and wish myself goodnight”.

 

Passing through Kelso as we head for Jedburgh we should get a glimpse of Floors Castle a Georgian structure with 19 th century turrets and domes.

 

“Wednesday 9 th May – Breakfast with Mr Fair – who is blind but the first man of business as a Writer in the town. Mrs Fair, a crazy, talkative slattern and her sister (Miss Lookup) an old maid, get into an argument about the relief minister.

 

Burns was glad to escape the two women by going two miles out of town to attend an auction of land. He met a Captain Rutherford, an ex-soldier, who had been in America with the British Army and had been captured by the Chippewah Indians. Burns happily accepted his invitation to dine and was immediately captivated by the daughter.

 

“Miss Rutherford a beautiful girl, but to far gone woman to expose so much of a fine, swelling bosom…

 

He met Mrs Fair and Miss Lookup, the sparring sisters, the following day when he and Ainslie were asked to join the ladies in an afternoon walking party to the Love-lane. The acquaintance did not improve on either side. This was because all Burns' attention was given to Miss Isabella Lindsay, a pretty girl, fond of laughing and fun, but the other ladies, Miss Lookup in particular, were keeping a wary eye on them both. Shaking himself free of Mrs Fair and Miss Lookup with some difficulty, he

 

“somehow or other got hold of Miss Lindsay's arm – my heart thawed into melting pleasure after being so long frozen up in the Greenland Bay of indifference amid the noise and nonsense of Edinburgh. The poet is a point and a half of being damnably in love.

 

Just as Isabella and Burns were getting better acquainted, Miss Lookup fell upon them reproachfully and abused the girl particularly for her flirtatiousness. Burns had to restrain himself from cursing her to her face as an interfering old virgin.

 

After breakfast the following morning, Burns took the opportunity of walking with Isabella down the garden of a friends house. He discovered that his bosom “ is as tinder as ever…I find Miss Lindsay would soon play the devil with me”. He goes on: “After some little chit-chat of the tender kind, I presented her with a proof-print of my Nob which she accepted with something more than tender gratitude. She told me many little stories which Miss L had related concerning her and me, with prolonging pleasure – God bless her. Was waited on by the Magistrates and presented with the freedom of the Burgh”.

 

One has the feeling he would rather have had the freedom of Miss Isabella Lindsay! It is typical of the man that he devotes a paragraph to chit-chat after breakfast and one line to a prestigious honour.

 

Leaving Jedburgh we head for Melrose and have the opportunity to visit Dryburgh and Melrose Abbeys and take in the famous Scott's view. Depending on time we will have an afternoon break in Melrose before moving on to the Elphinstone hotel in Biggar for dinner.

                                                    Three Mauchline Worthies take a rest in Melrose.

Saying farewell to Biggar we wend our weary way home to our respective abodes after having an enjoyable and informative weekend.

 

Written and Researched by Andrew Cooper

Secretary

Mauchline Burns Club

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p.s. Comments by Past President Jim Davidson who was following our 'lost' minibus in a car:-

The Journey (an Epistle to the Coalfield Bus.)

Twas on upon a Saturday

that Mauchline Burns Club went out to play

They journeyed here, they journeyed there,

they journeyed bloody everywhere

along country lanes and closed aff roads

while breaking every highway code

and catching bus drivers unawares

when counting up his last bus fares

past barricades and wooded glens

where roads collapse and journey's end

aroon the country they did look

to find the road they should have took

but twa pair souls were following on

and they began to wail and moan

their patience it was sorely tried

and their fuel tank was almost dried

and as they went their separate ways

to journey East on that fine day

the two friends thought they's had their say

but here they come the other way

The End

 

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        Mauchline Burns Club's International Haggis Addresser, Andrew Cooper addresses

the Haggis at the Homecoming windup Party in the Oran Mhor Glasgow in February 2010.

                                    Our Own 2010 Burns Supper

                  Held in the Fairburn Hotel, Mauchline on 25th January

                                                                              Officials, Speakers and Guests

   

                                                 Programme & Menu 2010

  Vice President Hugh Brown, Entertainer Linton MacMillan and Committee Member Maurice McKendrick

                                      Linton MacMillan and Ian Muir

       Linton MacMillan, John Murdoch Press Photographer, and Andrew Cooper

                             

                                    

        Club President Billy Sharpe and Vice President Hugh Brown

          lay our wreath at Burns Statue Square on 25th January 2010.

                                                             

                    Latest Newsletter       

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Could we do it?       Yes we could.

Mauchline Burns Club are proud to announce that (further to official confirmation from Guinness

World Records) we now hold the World record for the biggest haggis ever cooked at 1234 pounds,

some 534 pounds above the previous record.

Seen below, left to right, are Mauchline Burns Club members Fergie McCartney, Peter Scally

(who masterminded the cooking) and Jim Davidson

The biggest haggis the world has ever seen was cooked in Mauchline and it was a half-ton

highlight of the Mauchline Holy Fair.

This great chieftain was truly the greatest of all time - a massive 1234 pounds.

That's 534 pounds more than the previous record, so the Mauchline record should stand for

years to come.

Slow cooking of the haggis began two days before the Holy Fair.

It was cooked in a specially made giant stainless steel tank and no-one could be sure of what

would happen. Would the haggis burst open and provide the largest tank of haggis soup the

world has ever seen? And, even if it held, would such a monster cook right through?

Would it even survive being lifted out of the tank?

Mauchline Burns Club member Peter Scally, an ex-army cook, was in charge of the process and

he watched over the haggis like an expectant father.  By the morning of the Holy fair, the haggis

showed a small split on top and Peter feared it might also be splitting at the bottom.

But his nerves were calmed when liquid was drained from the bottom of the tank - and it was clear.

The bag survived cooking and lifting and was duly cut open and addressed in the traditional way

by Mauchline Burns Club's Andrew Cooper (see below) before free samples were passed round

the crowd.

The great event took place on the Bleaching Green, where Burns met wife-to-be, Mauchline girl,

Jean Armour.

Witnesses of the record attempt included Chris McCarthy, managing director of old - established

butchers McKechnie Jess of Greenock who provided the haggis.

Others were Provost Stephanie Young of East Ayrshire and Torquil MacLeod, Director of

Homecoming Scotland.

Mauchline Burns Club are grateful to the many people who helped enthusiastically to create

this World Record. Official Certificate below:-

Mauchline Burns Club's International Haggis Addresser, Andrew Cooper, addresses the half ton haggis

with a 'knife' worthy of it's size.

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The Mauchline Burns Club West Highland Tour 2009

 

                               In The Footsteps of

                                             Robert Burns own West Highland Tour, June 1787

 

                                Here I am – that is all I can tell you of that unaccountable being –myself.

What I am doing, no mortal can tell; what I am thinking,

I myself cannot tell;

What I am usually saying is not worth saying.

 

 

Burns wrote an autobiographical letter to Dr John Moore in London. “To divert my spirits a little in this miserable fog of Ennui, I have taken a whim to give you a history of MYSELF. He ends his letter – “ P.S. - I shall be in Edinburgh about the latter end of July”. In Fact he did not make it until 7 th August. Where did he go? The trail peters out around this time. It was as if Burns had gone to ground. His life was in turmoil, Jean had returned from Paisley; Mary Campbell had died of the fever in Dunoon while nursing her brother. Much of what Burns did during that “lost” time is pure conjecture as most of the notes made by his companion Dr John Grierson were lost in the Glasgow flood of 1831. However some notes remain and from these and Burns later letters, some idea of there itinerary can be deduced.

 

There are many theories about the route taken on his West Highland Tour, though what I have gleaned from John Cairney's book, I think our journey is the most plausible.

 

We do know for a fact, that on June 19 th he went from Mauchline to Kilmarnock and from there to Glasgow. It was a busy bustling place and Burns might have been attracted by its very energy, but it was a place he went to in order to get somewhere else, in this case it was to get to the West Highlands. He put up in the Black Bull Inn in Argyle Street, Where Marks and Spencers now stands. Here he met up with Captain Richards from Irvine. They must have had a good night of it. “ One of the happiest occasions of my life” Burns later recalled. Burns neglected to visit James Candlish – “the earliest friend except by my own brother that I have on earth” – who was then resident in the town. Instead he called on John Smith the bookseller and secured an order for 50 copies of his book. After that good mornings work, he pointed Jenny Geddes north by north west and rode out of the city towards Greenock, in the company of a Glasgow man and fellow mason, Dr. George Grierson, who had subscribed for no less than 36 copies of Burns book.  

 

 

Instead of travelling to Glasgow, we will take the scenic route for our first part of the tour, going by Ardrossan, Largs and Wemyss Bay, ports to the ferries which ply their trade to our “local” islands of Arran, Cumbrae and Rothesay. Now heading for Gourock we will board our ferry for Dunoon but not before meeting some one from Greenock Burns Club and visiting the grave of “Highland Mary Campbell”.  

 

I'm sure for Burns, this was a journey of contemplation, thinking not only of his past but of the future that lay ahead for him. I wonder if he thought  about those lines in his poem “To a Mouse”

 

                                               But oh! I backward cast my e'e

                                                       On prospects drear!

                                            An' forward though I canna see

                                                              I dread an' fear!

 

Before leaving this part of the country, although not Burns related, we should perhaps mention some of Greenock's more notable inhabitants. (Burns actually sailed from Greenock and not Gourock). William (Captain) Kidd the nefarious privateer was born in Greenock in 1645 and died in London in 1701. Most famous son was James Watt who invented the separate condenser for the steam engine. His name is perpetuated by the fact that the unit of power called the “Watt” is named after him. William Quarrier of the famous Quarrier Homes was also born here and “I don't believe it” so was Richard Wilson of “ One Foot In The Grave” fame.

 

From Dunoon we take the road for Sandhead taking a left on the B836 for Clachaigh. We then turn right on to the A886 and left on the A8003, which takes us via Tighnabruaich to Portavadie, where we board the ferry for Tarbert. According to the “saved notes” Burns and his companion Grierson were first mentioned at Tarbert heading north for Inverary. The only way this could happen was by ferry to Dunoon, cross-country to Portavadie and ferry to Tarbert. En-route if the weather is fine, we should reap the benefits of some fine views down the Kyles of Bute. Once we reach Tarbert, it is a short journey to our hotel for the evening.

 

                                                 Stonefield Castle here we come!!!  

Sunday 22 nd March

 

On leaving Stonefield Castle, after what I hope was a memorable evening, please remember what Burns said to young Andrew Aitken,  

                                         “ Aye free, aff han' your story tell,

                                                When wi' a bosom cronie,

                                         But aye keep something to yoursel,

                                                    Ye scarcely tell tae ony”.

 

We head north on the A83, passing through Ardrishaig, Lochgilphead and Auchindrain. Here there is a Historic Farming Village, which unfortunately does not open until April 1 st . So onto our next stop at Inverary.

 

This is a journey of grand scenery, ancient monuments and beautiful gardens, which flourish spectacularly, thanks to the Gulf Stream. We also pass close by the famous Crinan Canal. The stretch of water on our right is Loch Fyne, justly famous for its “ fyne” array of seafood and probably Scotland's biggest sea loch

 

Burns and Grierson arrived at the Argyle Hotel expecting to be lodged there. Although the Duke had subscribed to the Kilmarnock Edition and the fact that Burns had Campbell blood in him on his father's side was of no avail. As it turned out, the Duke was too busy hosting the British Fishery Society on the day they arrived and the Inn was full of anglers. John Fraser, the innkeeper, not recognising Burns, turned the travellers away. Angrily, Burns took his revenge by using his new diamond stylus on the nearest windowpane.

 

                                            Who'ere he be that sojurns here,

                                                     I pity much his case.

                                              Unless he comes to wait upon

                                             The lord their god “His Grace”.

                               There's naething here but Highland pride,

                                        And highland scab and hunger,

                                         If providence ha sent me here,

                                               Twas surely in an anger.

 

Needless to say the pane was soon kicked out, but as happens in these cases, someone always takes a copy.

 

The homeward leg of our journey once again takes us through some amazingly spectacular scenery. We go east now towards Strone House Gardens and the aptly named “Rest and be thankful”. Far below, you can see the original road and when you had to use that one, the name was even more apt.

 

If the weather is kind we may see some of the higher peaks (I think there may be a Munro or two about here). Probably the most famous here is Ben Arthur, nicknamed “The Cobbler”, which is a must for the climbing fraternity. The road takes us through Glen Croe on down to Arrochar and Tarbet (no we haven't come full circle, Its Tarbet not Tarbert). Before reaching Arrochar we should get a view down Loch Long which is another sea loch. From Arrochar, he wrote to Ainslie:

 

“I write you this on a tour through my country where savage streams tumble over savage mountains , thinly overspread with savage flocks, which starvingly support as savage inhabitants. My last stage was Inverary – tomorrow night's stage, Dumbarton.

 

Now going south, we travel down the bonnie banks of Loch Lomond. Across the loch we can see Ben Lomond, depicted in that wonderful “Epistle to Davie”. Davie Sillar was a native of Tarbolton, a poet and scholar and for many years, a schoolmaster at Irvine.

 

                                          While winds frae aff Ben Lomond blaw ,

                                             And bar the doors wi' driving snaw,

                                                    And hing us ower the ingle,

                                                 I set me down to pass the time,

                                              And spin a verse or twa o' rhyme,

In hamely westlin jingle.

 

Sometime during the next day the two “ fell in with a merry party at a Highland gentleman's hospitable mansion ”. This was Cameron House, on the banks of Loch Lomond, where they danced “till the ladies left us at three in the morning”.

Burns described what happened afterwards in full detail in a letter to Jamie Smith. In Brief, Burns had a horse race with a Highlandman and both came of their horses and lucky not to be seriously injured. “Jenny Geddes trode over me with such cautious reverence, that matters were not so bad as might well have been expected; so I came off with a few cuts and bruises, and a thorough resolution to be a pattern of sobriety for the future”.

Next day, nursing their wounds – and their heads – they came safely via Luss and Balloch to Dumbarton.

 

 

In Dumbarton, Burns was the guest of John McCauly, the Town Clerk, who was no doubt instrumental in the granting of the Freedom of the Town to the poet, and the Burgess ticket dated 29 th June 1787 testifies to this. As you can imagine several Kirk voices were raised against it. It took time for Burns to be accepted by the cloth.

 

The following day, Burns made his way to Paisley. He was seen by Dr. Taylor talking to a Mr. Pattison in the street. Recognising Burns from the portrait in his book, he took the liberty of introducing himself. He invited the Poet to his house – and Mr. Pattison came too. They talked most of the afternoon away and the whole family, particularly the children, found the famous author fascinating and charming. Mrs. Taylor however, “was struck by certain gloominess that seemed to have possession of his countenance …” This little domestic scene is one of the first instances of Burns as a public figure away from the mansions of the gentry and the Masons' lodges.

 

That “certain gloominess” still hung about him on his return to Mossgiel.

In his letter to Jamie Smith he writes “ I have yet fixed on nothing with respect to the serious business of life. I am, just as usual, a rhyming, mason-making, raking, aimless, idle fellow. However, I shall somewhere have a farm soon. I was going to say a wife too: but that must never be my blessed lot…” Jean was at this time probably carrying their child – or children – although he was not to know this yet.

 

In his despondency a month later he wrote to Ainslie as follows: “ I have not a friend on earth, beside yourself, to whom I can talk nonsense without forfeiting some degree of his esteem. Now, to one like me, who never cares for speaking anything but nonsense, such a friend as you is an invaluable treasure. I was never a rogue, but have been a fool all my life; and, in spite of all my endeavours, I see now plainly, that I shall never be wise…” Such was The depth of his despair at that time.  

Our journey almost over, nothing remains but to retire to some hostelry for some repast and reflect on our West Highland Tour, before wending our way home. I hope you have all enjoyed yourselves and are looking forward to “In the Footsteps of Burns” 2010.

 

                      Written by Andrew Cooper, Hon. Secretary, The Mauchline Burns Club.

 

All information taken from ' On the trail of Robert Burns' by John Cairney

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        Wreathlaying at Burns Statue Square 25th January 2009

Our Own Wreathlaying at The National Burns Memorial, Mauchline

                                25th January 2009

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              Mauchline Burns Club International

      Revisit the New Scottish Monument at Flanders in November 2008                                                        


                                 

            Opening and Guest Night Tuesday 14th October 2008

                                                                            Ayr Writers Club

                                      Singer and Clarsach Player Shelley Clark

The Club held it's opening night on Tuesday 14th October when a full house of Members and Guests were entertained by Ayr Writers Club who provided original poetry (even one in a very hot Burns period costume), readings and even a very humerous Tam o' Shanter Sketch. Their talent was huge.

We were also entertained by singer and Clarsach player, Shelley Clark, who mesmerised the audience with her outstanding singing and playing. Mesmerised was the only word which was appropriate!   Burns Club Artistic Director, Ian Lyell, was so impressed that he booked Shelley to perform in the Church at the 2009 Holy Fair.      



Audio Trail Hand Held Guides now Available from the Museum
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Burns Audio Trail

Burns Audio Trail

Tour Scripted and narrated by Ian Lyell


                                                 




HIGHLAND TOUR PART ONE 15th & 16th March
2008

Leave 9 AM  



Our trip this year took us on the first part of Robert Burns Highland Tour. We didn't followhis footsteps exactly, as Robert and his travelling companion Nicol, left from Edinburgh in a chaise, after sending his trusty steed, Jenny Geddes, home to Ayrshire and indeed Mauchline, from whence we leave, but ‘ not wi' a finger in oor moo' . It was decided to use a chaise, as Willie Nicol had no equestrian skills. Our mode of transport, of albeit, unknown horse power, thankfully required no such skills either.  Our journey took us through Glasgow, Strathblane and on to Aberfoyle. We then proceeded through the heart of the beautiful Trossachs, passing Loch Achray, Loch Katrine and Brig o' Turk. At the end of Loch Venachar, we reached Kilmahog, where we stopped for morning coffee or tea and pictures of Hamish, the famous Highland Bull!

11/11.30

Proceeding onwards past Loch Lubnaig, we turned right on to the A 827 towards the Falls of Dochart and Killin at the head of Loch Tay. As we headed along the Loch we saw to our left at 1214 metres, Ben Lawers soaring above the surrounding peaks. We then passed the Crannog centre at Acharn on the right of the loch. It is at this point our Highland Tour begins in earnest as we reach Kenmore. Our reason for being here today (apart from lunch) is to view the poem Burns wrote in 1787, on the wall of the very striking Kenmore hotel where we enjoyed an excellent lunch. Even then graffiti was rampant.

Kenmore Hotel Manuuscript



12.30/1.30

From here we made our way to the picturesque town of Aberfeldy, scene of another of our Bard's songs The Birks o' Aberfeldy, (is that a cue for Bob an' Tommy). Of other notable interest in the town is General Wade's Bridge of which Burns wrote, “pass Tay Bridge day 12”. Bad hair day for the Bard I think!

1.40/2.00

Leaving Aberfeldy behind, we headed for Ballinluig and the A9, which whisked us up to the “touristy town” of Pitlochry. Though our base for this evening, we won't be stopping here but making our way to the famous Killiekrankie Pass, where the very talented Castle Folk Four Minus Two were inclined tae gie us an ither wee sang.


2.30/2.50  
After our musical recital, we headed north following the Tummel River to the famous Blair Atholl Castle. It was here he supped with the Duchess of Atholl and astonished those gathered, as to how at ease he was with “gentlefolk”. Undoubtedly the most important part of the Blair Atholl visit was his meeting at the dinner table with Robert Graham of Fintry, who was one of his Majesty's commissioners of the Scottish Board of Excise.

Blair Atholl


3.05/3.45
Our journey almost over for the day, we travelled south to Pitlochry and the Fisher's Hotel for some repast and maybe a jug or three. We were lucky enough to be given a large room for our social activity there and extra lucky to meet the Edinburgh Pibroch Society, who were also playing in the hotel. Some of them joined our party and most performed. Imagine the electric chanter being accompanied by the guitars of Bob and Tommy and that gives you some idea of how relaxed we all were. This was one of the best evenings of fellowship we have ever had!

Andy Bell



Leave 10.30 AM

After a hearty breakfast (for those of us who could face it, and even Andy Bell managed breakfast - Andrew Cooper said that Andy Bell had better morning-after pills) we made our way south towards Dunkeld. It was near here at Inver, that Burns was to meet Neil Gow, famous Scottish fiddler, ‘a short, stout-built, honest, highland figure'. Just like someone else I know that hailed from Dunkeld. Burns was delighted to be in the man's company in his own house. He and Burns talked old songs all day, and the older man was taken aback at the extent of Burns musical knowledge.


11./11.45
Burns scribbled songs and verses right and left as he went along and was happy to distribute them as requested. He may not have had to sing for his supper, but he certainly had to write for it. He did not mind. It was just like signing an autograph, and for him, just as easy. As he said, “Rhyme is the coin by which the poet pays his debt of honour and gratitude”.

12.00
Leaving Inver we kept on the southward trail for Kinross and Loch Leven. Burns had intended visiting Scone Palace but was too ill to take it in and instead took to his bed in Kinross. The Highland Tour as Burns made it, ended in Kinross before moving back to Edinburgh. However we now take in a small piece of the Stirlingshire tour. Heading towards Alva we passed by and hoped to catch a glimpse of Harvieston, (the Castle was demolished years ago but it was fun looking for it and we saw the Farm) where Burns again met Peggy Chalmers and proposed to her. Though she declined they never lost their friendship. A year later, though married to Jean Armour, he wrote to Peggy. “When I think I have met with you, and have lived more of real life with you in eight days, than I can do with almost anybody I have met with in eight years – when I think on the improbability of meeting you in this world again – I could sit down and cry like a child”.

 

It was also here, he had the inspiration to write The Banks Of The Devon, dedicated to Miss Charlotte Hamilton, the sister of his great friend, Gavin Hamilton

 

We drove on in the shadow of the Ochil Hills, passing the Rumbling Bridge which Burns visited and climbing down to the Burn below, then on to Alva for lunch at No 5 Inn. Some say that Burns stayed here, others that he merely dined or had a dram. We do know however, that Burns was delayed here in Alva before being rowed across the Forth from Queensferry to Edinburgh. We however, rejoin the Highland Tour and make our way westwards towards the Wallace Monument looking out over the carse of Stirling, an impressive monument to another Great Scot! The climb up the Abbey Craig to get to it's base was worth it for the views.

Rumbling Bridge

No. 5 Coaching Inn


2.15/2.30

Following our visit to the Wallace Monument, our horseless carriage conveyed us to Stirling, scene of much of Scotland's turbulent past. It was here in The Golden Lion Hotel, on one of the windows, Burns wrote the imprudent lines against the reigning House of Hanover, calling them at one point. “ An idiot race to honour lost, Who know them best, despise them most.

Burns realising his mistake, returned the next day to kick out the offending pane but it was too late, as the words had already been copied and were already in circulation.

Wallace Monument

The Golden Lion


2.45/3.00  

Our tour would not be complete without a visit to the scene of one of Scotland's most glorious battles, I mean of course Bannockburn, where Bruce fought and won against Proud Edward's Army. “Came to Bannockburn” This terse entry was all that the field of Bannockburn inspired in him “shown the old house where James 3 rd was murdered – the hole (the Borestone) where glorious Bruce sat up his standard – here no Scot can pass uninterested…come to Stirling”. He did of course at a later date did pen the very stirring Scots, wha Hae


Bannockburn


3.15/4.15

Our Highland tour now over, we wend our way home, stopping en-route at the home of the Kilmarnock Edition and the Howard Park hotel for our “last Supper” and a little light entertainment.

It was a really great weekend!

Written and researched by Andrew Cooper, Secretary, Mauchline Burns Club, who also made all the arrangements for the Tour.



 
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